Trapped in the Closet

Here's the aforementioned Scientology episode of South Park, brought to you by YouTube.


Under pressure from some "unknown" influence, the episode was been pulled from repeat rotation. The following day, this statement was issued in Variety.

So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!

-Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu

Hail Xenu indeed.